bali getaway

(july 17, typhoon nangka approaches) (strong wind warnings over haeundae, busan) (the members are gathering here today) it's too cold here. i hate it when it's cold from the start.

bali getaway, this place is packed in the summer. the waves are so strong here. right? it's good weather for surfing.

(this is happening for real) i've never seen that flip over before. (the life savers gather) check the waves. (what did the life saver just toss aside?) he threw choco pies. an emergency choco pie? i saw it. it's a choco pie. hey...

(it's mine) what a find. he threw aside his choco pies and jumped into the water. it's like he tossed aside lead weights. you know that? the owner of those choco pies is that big guy over there. take a look.

(he's returned after the rescue) he's looking for his choco pies. look... he's looking for them. (my pies...) oh, no. 2 days and 1 night! - he took your choco pies. / - over here. i was holding them for you.

- have them. / - oh, no, no. it's okay. there's no one here because of the weather. - hello. / - going in the water is forbidden. hey, it's forbidden today. - he says we can't. / - it's not allowed. we can't go in the water today. this is known as the waikiki of korea. it's the representative summer vacation spot

of haeundae. we do have a typhoon coming... why is it always like this for us? geez. we hardly ever come to haeundae. it's the summer vacation period. we've prepared a luxurious summer holiday. luxurious? - luxurious holiday? / - luxurious?

- luxurious? / - what's going on? today's destination... it's known as the bali of korea. korea's bali? (a dream-like vacation spot full of romance) (bali) (we head for korea's bali today) do you know where bali is? i do.

i've been there. - indonesia. / - the emerald blue sea. - white beach. / - bikinis. bikini. - you must have bikinis. / - bikinis right away. for our summer holiday... we've prepared outfits for the occasion. bring out the outfits. they look stuffy.

(there are good outfits and bad ones) how will we wear this? this is embarrassing. this is trouble. - in busan? / - with so many hot girls. so much variety. - how can we dress in this? / - feels new. it's the shark hat. that's perfect.

that suits you perfectly. - so scary. / - look at this guy. - i can't look. / - piggy man. there's only one of those. i'll infect you all. he's scary. - this will do. / - this is yours. - this is a little. / - we have to win. - that's right. / - we have to divide into teams.

to decide who will be wearing what... they have an international beach volleyball competition in haeundae. what on earth? is that what you do in meetings? working on puns? we are in korea's bali after all. (fine, we'll play volleyball) (they decided teams by rock, paper, scissors)

we'll divide the teams like this for now. and we'll work out who wears what. you're not going up against each other. we have other people for you to go against. - come on out. / - i saw them. - hello. / - hello. oh, hello. hello. - you're really burnt. / - greet the camera? hello, i have 14 years experience.

i'm a beach volleyball national rep kim eonhye. - eonhye. / - hello, i have 10 years experience. beach volleyball national rep jeong hyeonju. national rep? - so you're national reps. / - yes. (beach volleyball game of chance with reps) (each team plays 1 set with the national reps) (once the reps score 10, it's game over) (the team that scores more)

(while the national reps score 10, wins) (in this case the young boys win) since we have 3 on our side... we have the advantage. they're not missing a shot. they're good. they're just too good. wow... (totally nervous)

pass me the ball. (provoking them for no reason) (returns the favor) (will he get married?) (i'm sorry...) (this zone is smaller) (while the national reps score 10 points) (which team will score more?) we'll begin the beach volleyball contest.

(many spectators have gathered to watch) do rock, paper, scissors. - rock, paper, scissors. / - men do rock. - men do rock. / - men do rock. if you don't play, you lose. rock, paper, scissors. (paper) (rock) (so that's how it is) (hehe) - ready. go. / - we're ready.

(is he from our country?) over there. nice! - go, go, go. / - nice. (good receive) (and) (a perfect attack) cheating, cheating. - that's cheating. / - cheating!

- cheating! / - cheating. - 1:0. / - it's too close. - 1:0. / - she used a fake. oh, really? you hit me? let's go. (the rep team to serve) joonyoung! - that's cheating. / - what's going on?

- that's cheating. / - what was that? you should dive for the ball. we just need to score one point. the fool, the fool. serve to the fool. receive it. (as we expected) come on! it's easy, it's easy. it's pretty easy.

(who will i serve to this time?) no, no, not there. hey, get it. why's it so strong? why don't you serve it to me? serve to me too. hey. it's going over! they let us off.

- did they? / - they did. - wow... / - she let us off? she let you off. that's not allowed. 1:5. let's go, joonyoung. just get it over the net. you did it. well done. you got it over.

it's over. joonyoung! (joonyoung gets the ball up in the air) he got it over. what the? (you again?) (i'm here too) (disappointed) 9:1. please pass it over slowly.

- softly. / - give us an easy one. - softly. / - yeah, yeah. - let's go. / - come on, let's go. (tuna?) - it's meaningless. / - it's meaningless. (he plays volleyball with his chest) it's all meaningless. 10:1. what are you doing?

- is this stupid volleyball? / - stupid volleyball. - we could win this. / - it's meaningless. just give them 1 point... - i'll serve strong. / - no, no points. just 1. zero points... - let's go! / - let's go. - go! / - devious serve. give us a devious serve. i reckon this won't go over.

it won't go over. (the serve just made it over) it hit the net... (but then...) taehyun's actually pretty bad. nice. don't go easy on them. - that's it. / - there you go. (oh!)

no, no, no. good job. - good job. / - good job, good job. why did you dive for it? why did you dive there? why did you dive? do well. you girls have to play really well. hard serve, hard serve.

- speed. / - that's it! (they receive the ball) (the ball heads to an empty space) (taehyun somehow managed to get it over) (what the) they're true national reps. - that's it. / - who's she going to serve to? up high? - the middle. / - up high, up high.

yours. - you got it. / - oh, no. (they score their first point) (he deviously punched the ball over) (it's like they've won a gold medal) (we scored 1 point!) (that's over the top) we just need one more point. - one more. / - yeah.

(however) come at us. (they couldn't score that extra point) it's tied at 1:1. then we'll have you play against each other... sounds good. 10 sets 1 point... - no, i mean... / - 10 sets? 1 point each? he's a fool.

10 sets 1 point? what on earth is that? 10 points 1 set. we'll do survival rock, paper, scissors. the winning team can have the advantage. rock, paper, scissors. rock, paper, scissors! he's too good. we can't win today.

why's our court so big? it's really big. (let's make it smaller) (making the court smaller) - you think that's going to help? / - geez. okay, play ball. - let's begin. / - play boy! - nice. / - that's it. - good, good. / - it's out! it's out!

that sides too small. run! it's too far here. 3:0. it's too wide! he's made it much smaller. you got it, you got it. that's it. hey!

- out! / - what the? we'll have to play against the national reps again. you've scored 5 points, so we'll swap sides. - what? / - you can't do that. why did we play rock, paper, scissors then? we'll swap sides. that's the way. (widening the court again) (this side's busy with construction work too)

how can you make us swap sides? (is he a fool or a genius?) (the volleyball court of their dreams) what is that? (we've failed) (the old boys have the advantageous court) pass, pass. (and this team has the problem solver) (joohyuk!)

nice one. (joohyuk's superb serve) no! - 9:5. / - last serve. the old boys win the outfit game of chance. (old boys win!) (the dream-like holiday begins like this) (with great beach fashion) (2015 s/s vacation fashion)

(models, kim junho, cha taehyun, kim joohyuk) (slim fit rash guard sporty look) (it's important to look like you have nothing to do) very nice. nice. you look cool. (i'm not finished yet) (strip) (unbelievable) (punishing him for his misdemeanor)

(you should strip too) (the representative of luxurious leisure activities) (diving suits make you look manly) hey, young boys. come on! come on, young boys. hey, what's up? (sloppy looking legs) (three mice on the beach) (three typical baddies)

they look so foolish. (sleazy looks and dance moves) that's gross. you know something like this? (the joker card?) we'll move to the bali of korea now. on vacations, you start the morning with coffee and a light snack. we'll enjoy some coffee...

we'll tell you when we're ready. i hope it's a luxurious place. we'll go to... - the hotel lobby here. / - serious? we're going to a hotel? how can we go dressed like this? dressed like this in haeundae? i've put on many performances here in haeundae. - so many hotties here. / - i'm a cool singer!

that's the most luxurious hotel. (a special hotel in haeundae) (the famous summer vacation spot) (a very dignified space) i feel embarrassed dressed like this here. it is. hello. hi. let's not sit with them. it's embarrassing.

(a short while later) we really don't suit this place in our outfits. (spies rumored to be around) he's probably cool in his outfit. isn't that underwear. - this is an edible flower. / - can we eat it? (what did they order for brunch?) (mango shaved ice dessert with red beans) it's really fancy.

- incredible. / - what a blessing. milk, milk. - hey, look. / - it's milk. (they slurp it all up) eat a lot... (the strangest customers at the hotel that day) we've all been to this hotel before, right? you talk like you come here often. i ran away from home in high school

and came around here. - do you remember that? / - oh, that story? about coming to busan? - i ran away for one day. / - your mother told us. has this place been around since then? - my teeth hurt. / - it's like we're on vacation now. that's right. we're going to begin our vacation now. how do you feel?

- i'm looking forward to it. / - it's great right now. everything's great but our outfits. let's head off. have you ever been away on a vacation spot? yes. boracay! maldives. - oh! / - of course... maldives! you know the huts floating on the ocean?

i've slept in one of those. was it good? there are lots of delicious stuff. i've never been somewhere like that before. - why not? / - i thought it'd be boring. (eating on a nice beach is a must on vacation) (and traditional performances like this) (there are great resorts around the country) where are we going?

we're moving to the bali of korea now. i really want to get to bali and take this off. i feel i'm going to die in this. what is the bali of korea? isn't there an island around here? are we going to gwangalli? gwangalli, bali... this isn't the way to gwangalli. no way.

aren't we going back to haeundae? this must be it. - all we did was play volleyball. / - yeah, it's over. isn't this the expressway? this is the expressway. it's not in the city... it's a resort... is it called bali pension? what do you mean bali pension? what a waste this is.

are we finished in busan now? are our managers over there? in busan? i saw the tollgate? - hey... / - what's this? onyang. onyang hot springs. - onyang hot springs. / - what are you on about? what's this? - what the? / - onyang's in chuncheong-do.

what's going on here? it's a beach. a beach? how is this bali? there must be a beach. it's just a neighborhood. it's a food ingredients store. is this a bali mart? oh, yeah. it's a bali mart.

where? - bal-ri mart. / - it says bal-ri mart there. (what is this?) it's bal-ri not bali. there's a place called bal-ri in korea? i see bal-ri apartments. - yeah. / - this must be bal-ri. we've arrived. - what the? / - where are we?

we thought it was a bali resort. (a random traditional performance) (can't adapt) (the performers lead them somewhere) (they get excited for now) (welcome to bal-ri) we've welcomed you with traditional bal-ri music. oh, it's traditional bal-ri music. that's the traditional music.

the resort here is mixed with a country atmosphere. there are various vacation facilities. we'll guide you to the resort for today. resort? - this way. / - resort? thank you. - good-bye. / - bye. (bali, the paradise that people dream about) (we've prepared chocolate fondue)

check this out. (an island overflowing with wonder) (no one can shut their mouths) welcome. (let's head to the paradise of bal-ri) (welcome) hello, sir. oh, hello. - what is going on? / - did you see his necklace?

past a vast garden of tropical trees... we've finally arrived at the resort. so far, it looks amazing. it's so green. very impressed. romantic flowers welcome the honeymooners. they carefully step into the villa. this is paradise. - what is this? / - check out his necklace. - is it made of shells? / - what the...

(garlic necklaces of bal-ri) - are they made of shells? / - garlic necklaces. - what the? / - aren't they shells? - they're so big. / - garlic... - we welcome you... / - it's not even flowers. - oh, the smell... / - not even shells. they're made of garlic. i've seen you so much on tv. nice to meet you.

(the bal-ri citizens welcome the team) - thank you. / - thank you. the smell... (what great hospitality?) he's the owner of this resort. how are you? - the resort owner. / - he's the owner. i'm lee inhwan the village foreman here. we welcome you!

- thank you. / - i'm the home owner here. i'm lee manho of bal-ri. ulsan, ulju, onyang, bal-ri. it actually writes bal-ri here. it's really bal-ri here. it's really bal-ri. it writes bal-ri here on his id card. since when has this village been called bal-ri? to tell you historically...

i'm sure it's been a long time. we're not sure. probably a long time. yes. to boast about bal-ri... the water here is really clean in bal-ri. - the water? / - clean water. - how? / - the water is really clean. i see. if you take a bath here, you'll always be back.

always? like this? since we have clean water, the korean parsley... - korean parsley... / - you need good water for that. - yes. / - sir, those two back there... are they being punished? they're our villagers. you can put it down now. take a break.

(the butlers of bal-ri) put that down now. you've welcomed us enough. because this is a luxurious vacation... - we've prepared a pool villa. / - pool villa? - swimming pool? / - that? do you see your private pool? - that's a bath basin... / - private? no one can see it?

how will they not see? you go in and you can't be seen. sir, what's this? - you must be thirsty. / - thank you. - what is this? / - it's made with our tomatoes. - tomato? / - it's welcome juice. you know welcome juice at hotels? thank you for the fruit cocktail. - bal-ri fruit cocktail. / - have a refreshing drink.

- oh, thank you. / - thank you. cheers. to us. it really feels like we're in bali. - bottoms up. / - is it meant to be spicy? - thank you. / - drink up. - thank you, sir. / - it'll be refreshing. it's so spicy. you're out.

what did you say? - what? / - it's spicy? - it's spicy? / - why would it be spicy? - what's wrong? / - why would it be? - sure, you're not just being suspicious? / - what? - it's tasty. / - how is this spicy? - is this game of chance? / - one of the cups... (you've been tricked) mine's not spicy.

for real? for real? is mine really spicy tomatoes? is it spicy tomatoes? i made it spicy. for real? (it reeks of capsaicin) (cracking up) give me some water! do you want some of this.

all i did was add some salt. - it's not salt... / - you try it then. just try a little bit. okay. pour some in here. - just a tiny bit. / - it shouldn't be spicy... spit it out. oh, it's spicy. (burning) he drank too much.

so only one person had the spicy drink? in order to commemorate our arrival in bal-ri. the resort prepared these welcome drinks. i actually thought... "is this a spicy tomato?" spicy tomato? i thought it was unique. that wasn't just a welcome drink. lunch was on the line.

- that's it. / - i've already had lunch. - you've been chosen. / - i had lunch. i've already filled my stomach. the game of chance isn't over. - there's more? / - what? three of you will be eating and three will starve. junho's the first to starve lunch. got it. he can't eat anything now anyway.

- his stomach is messed up. / - wipe it off. he can't eat. the three survivors will get a special bal-ri meal. those who get capsaicin will get plain rice. give it to me now. let me eat now. so spicy... we'll begin round 2 of the welcome drink game of chance .

we had no warning whatsoever. yeah. - we were fooled. / - you should always be alert. i thought it was really tomatoes. made with a bal-ri specialty. regular pear juice vs. salty pear juice. - salty juice. / - how will we guess this? (bal-ri welcome drink no. 2) (one of these is salty juice)

no way you can guess this. who wants to go first? - it's better to go first here. / - get it over with. - there'll be worse ones after this. / - yeah. i'll go. - you two. / - do rock, paper, scissors. you two can go. here we go. the color looks the same.

- it's too similar. / - i choose blue. - the blue one? / - yes, blue. wait a minute... - you want blue? / - yes, blue. i take orange. if you get the normal juice, give me a sip. okay. drink it up. - drink it right up. / - drink.

1, 2, 3. - drink. / - bye, joohyuk. i tasted the toothpick and it was so salty. (a sip of pear juice) - this is great pear juice. / - is it good? - so salty! / - nice. i thought... so those dressed in swimwear don't get to eat? what the... so we all starve?

- those dressed like baikinman... / - i win. we'll infect you all. the more you suffer, the more you're rewarded. come to the middle. this is a good start. - next up. / - welcome drink. isn't this a cocktail? - what's that? / - cocktail? that's the ulsan on the beach.

ulsan on the beach. i've never seen a blue drink for game of chance. (a blue welcome drink like the color of the sea) the hot guys like this drink. this time you'll be drinking something you can't leave out on vacations. it's a special limited ulsan cocktail. it's called blue ocean of bal-ri. blue ocean of bal-ri?

blue ocean of bal-ri! blue ocean... i can smell the vinegar from here. - vinegar? / - i can smell it from here. i don't want this. two of them are delicious cocktails. two are vinegar cocktails. it's 50:50 chance. but junho's out already.

- then four of us might not eat. / - that's right. your fates rest on these drinks. - rock, paper, scissors! / - what's with you? - i think it's no. 1. / - you think it's 1? - then... / - i think he's right. - i'll take 4. / - take 4. take 4 then. just choose the opposite of what you think. i really don't think that one's right.

- it's no. 4. / - choose no. 4. the smell is coming from this side. i can't tell where the smell is coming from. take no. 4. - i choose no. 2. / - no. 2 is too random. - okay, i've got it. / - bottoms up. - bottoms up. / - bottoms up! it's doable with vinegar. he guessed right.

it's right. he's right. (does he have to gargle?) - it's right. / - he got it. that tastes good. it's just you now. joonyoung, it's just you now. my head hurts. i'm next. what do i choose?

defconn... no. 4 is definitely vinegar. let's choose. drink at the same time now. - that's right. / - i choose no. 3. - cocktail no. 3. / - joonyoung takes no. 1. - cheers. / - joonyoung, hold your nose. - joonyoung... / - blue ocean of bal-ri. joonyoung, you've got it.

- this is sugar. / - 1, 2... hurry it up. just drink it all first. you can do it. just think it's sugar. - who is it? / - it's sugar. just keep it in. - drink it! / - just drink. drink it to make sure.

just drink it to make sure. check if it's really vinegar. just drink some first. why aren't you drinking it? did you drink it all? what is this? is this it? it's this one. it's no. 4.

capsaicin and vinegar... director, so just us two eat? - yes, for today... / - menu... - lunch. / - isn't there a wild card? - save one of us. / - wild card. three should get to eat. wild card. you can just make it. then how about another blue ocean of bal-ri?

blue ocean of bal-ri. - one more glass. / - once more. waiter. let's do this. rock, paper, scissors? i think my intestines have been burnt. - give up? / - no, i don't give up. (he lost again) he's really unlucky today.

- i'm doing well today. / - rock, paper, scissors. no strategizing. - no. 3 looks good. / - i choose no. 1. okay, no. 1. - i choose no. 2. / - no. 2. - go with no. 3. / - no. 3. no. 4? no. 4 seems wrong. the vinegar smell is really strong over here.

- i can smell it here. / - that's my breath. - here and here. / - it's my breath. - let's make this classy. / - grab your glasses. make it classy. i feel like this is meaningless. okay... - memories of bal-ri. / - classy. memories of bal-ri. - cheers. / - cheers.

block your noses and bottoms up. fill your mouths with it. go. drink up. (joonyoung's out) jung joonyoung is out. (taehyun's out too) jung joonyoung is out. there's even more vinegar in this one. - it burns. / - really?

who is it? you didn't drink it, right? (he drank a lot) (capsaicin and a double shot of vinegar) you got it? no... - it's worse. / - they put more in. is he throwing up? (he's cleaning out his insides with a hose)

today is definitely not joonyoung's day. - he's had bad luck. / - i don't suit this place. i don't go well with ulsan. i'm never coming back to ulsan. it's fail. the result of the welcome drink game of chance. - meat! / - i can smell meat cooking. - meat! / - i smell charcoals. you can smell it, right?

- i smell charcoal. / - webfoot octopus? defconn, jongmin, joohyuk. you'll get special bal-ri food for lunch. special lunch! - special lunch. / - special. - as expected. / - we get rice, right? for the losing team... - it's the same for us. / - plain rice. you get bananas.

- lucky you. / - tropical fruit. - you get welcome to bal-ri bananas. / - lucky! what does bal-ri have to do with bananas? it's a tropical fruit. tropical fruit? indonesia bali. wow! meat patties and shabu shabu, knife cut noodles! it's a combo, man!

- wow... / - that's right. just as the village foreman explained. korean parsley is the specialty here. we have spicy knife cut noodles with korean parsley. eonyang bulgogi is famous in ulsan. eonyang bulgogi! i told you eonyang bulgogi tastes good. (they cooking it right next door)

(next to the bal-ri feast...) (three bananas) i think it's going to rain. let's hurry up and eat. i hope it pours. i hope it rains heavily. (he's finished his banana) i hope it showers. (the eonyang bulgogi arrives) let's taste the meat.

here you go. it's freshly cooked. check out the juices. - look at it. / - it tastes totally different. - check this out. / - it's so good. i can smell it from here. you know bees... it's like a hive filled with honey. you know how it's filled with honey?

just like that, it's packed with juices. that's an amazing description. i can't wait! - let's just add the meat. / - add it first. just add them all in one go. - just throw them all in. / - all at once. (the broth isn't even boiling yet) (it'll cook eventually) junho, it's so good.

it's enough to drive you crazy. if joohyuk says it like that, then it's really good. is it that good? you have to do something to try this. - you have to do something. / - how about this? the thing in the next episode. "serious castle." it's called "serious kingdom." despite laughter being banned in this country,

you dare make people laugh? you do a poem with plum. pl. plum. um. two of them. he's the funny one! beat him! how is this funny? apri.

apricot. cot. 9 of them. (if it's not that funny...) so you're not funny. you can go home. you three come up with the skit. - 2-verse poem. / - a funny poem. a poem with bal-ri.

bal-ri. bal-ri... - bal-ri. / - bal. taehyun will do it. taehyun. make it not funny? you don't get anything if we laugh. - okay. / - bal. bad acting... ri.

reaction. why did you laugh? why? i almost got it. why would you laugh? bad acting and reaction. it was so unbelievable that it was funny. it's funny because there's no connection. - unbelievable. / - no connection.

- i succeeded. / - let me do one. please start me off. - you can't do it. / - bal. foot odor. (laughing) that's funny. go one. it's your foot odor! that's funny!

you did that to be funny. i'll do one. - keep going. / - bal. start me off. bal... volleyball. - volleyball? / - yes. rhythmic gymnastics. (the director laughed)

that was funny. that's how it is. see? this skit is funny. we did well. this skit is funny. this skit is actually funny. this is great. the poem is so random... the meat's making the broth...

it's so good, right? the flavor of the meat is spreading. should we try it with shabu? shabu? - okay. / - since it's shabu shabu. sha. sha... (that's being funny!) don't try to be funny.

how can it taste so good? the korean parsley is really chewy. i don't believe it. we have to do something before the meat patty gets cold. okay. shabu. - this is so good. / - sha. shabu. sha. (he hurriedly comes up with his 2-verse poem)

sharon stone's brassiere. hey, what the... hey! you can't say that. sharapova's brassiere. (this poem thing is too hard) sha! - go. / - sha... sha sha sha sha sha sha! e... - bu. / - verybody!

what's that? - you eat. / - oh, yeah! - hey, come on. / - that was so weird. that's loyalty. shot shot shot shot shot! everybody! that was so weird. that was good. try another one. i just put it in but i forgot. the heat's too weak.

- let's go with rib meat. / - rib meat? okay, rib meat. rib. the rib meat... what the? why are you trying to be funny? i just said rib meat. - it's funny. / - why are you so funny? - the rib meat. / - okay, the rib meat. - meat. / - it's gamey.

why are you laughing? why do you keep laughing? - but it's funny. / - how is that funny? okay then. just pick any of the words we've had so far and just say the poem. if it goes silent... - gives you goosebumps. / - it doesn't matter. rib soup.

meat. it's raining. (silence) oh, yeah! what was that? what did he say? - it's raining? / - i couldn't understand. no joke, right? did you say rib soup and b1a4?

- it's raining. / - he said it's raining. he said it's raining? i didn't get it. that makes no sense whatsoever. can this even go on air? this is a joke that makes no sense. there's not much left. - yeah, it's finished now. / - it's almost sold out. (they add the knife cut noodles at the end) (these two haven't had a bite yet)

this is incredible. (the knife cut noodles are almost gone) bal. - bal. / - bal. ballet. ballet? - ri. / - ri. ribbon. eat.

what is ballet ribbon? i can't accept this! this is not allowed. you laughed after i told him to eat. ballet ribbon! - eat. / - it's so good. it's good, right? it has to go silent. bal. ballet.

ri. handcart. (not so fast) (why you...) stop it, seriously. the further you go! (they crack up every time he speaks) - it's over. / - meat. an old man from bal-ri sent in this poem from the fields.

this is going to be funny too. no, no. my foot hurts. you can't do it. - ri. / - i want to travel in a handcart. what? this is really refined. my foot hurts so i'll ride a handcart. it has to not make sense.

you can't help that you're a comedian. your lines all connect. rib. we need more. want to go? meat. it's raining. (chowing down) stop eating. that's incredible. shall we go?

- meat. / - since it's raining. let's eat, let's eat. (one for me) (so i just have to use go and rain?) no one laughed. hurry up. i get it now. - say it for me. / - rib. can you go? i'm going to kill you.

that really wasn't funny. why does this taste so good? this is so delicious. (the poetry recital continued...) we'll say it now. you guys guess it. the. - fool. / - sea. the the fool. (what on earth?)

okay. dir. i'm bleeding. ector. dee dee. i never even imagined that. that's a special one. we're going to be reciting poems all night long. this is actually really fun. (after all that poetry, they played some ball games)

(having fun at the bal-ri resort) (they're having fun) do we go now? did you enjoy your lunch? - it was the best. / - it tasted so good. do we go and play dinner game of chance now? - we have to eat. / - my stomach's going to burst. what do people do most at a vacation spot like bali?

water games. - safari. / - going on rides. - safari. / - off road. off road. fishing. clubbing with strangers. walking around with champagne on the beach. with your sunglasses. and shirtless. what? are you korean?

when you go to famous resorts, they always have hot springs. - spa, spa? / - spa. spa! (really?) (comfort, relaxation, you can get rid of all stress) (a hot spring like this?) (it's good that i'm on this show) we'll move to a spa in bal-ri.

- what's going on? / - nice. is it okay to relax like this? - this is nice. / - it's kind of cold today... it'd be nice to be in an outdoor hot spring. - and also... / - somewhere nice and warm. - is it okay to go through here? / - hello. - is there a path? / - we're walking there. is there a path? there's no path here.

is this the spa? rather than just staying at the resort... it's nice to be out in the cleanliness of nature... that's right! (would it be something like this?) so far it looks amazing. it's so green. - there's corn here. / - seriously... they'd get lots of people if they made this like bali. corn, pumpkin...

perilla leaves! - corn. / - corn. - the color... / - let's take a photo here. - palm tree! / - palm tree... what's a palm tree doing here? these only grow in tropical regions. what's this doing here? - it's a real palm tree. / - it's got fruit. - it's ripe. / - you're right.

- what's this doing here? / - incredible. they planted it here to look like bali. hey, stand for the photo. - bali, bali! / - it really feels like bali. you take the photo like this. like this. don't get your face in it. - bali. / - it's really like bali. bali!

(visiting bal-ri in july 2015) so cute. it's a bal-ri dog! bal-ri dog. hey, bal-ri dog! - look at it. / - what is it? it's totally cute. it's a mutt. look at it shivering.

he's waiting for his friend. i think he'll come to us. (come here) over here. come here to us. okay, we'll see you. here he comes. - come here... / - goodness, it's scared. - come here. / - see you next time.

bye. - see you. / - it's so cute. mutt... that's got my legs. - wow, so slim. / - it's skinny. i feel bad. aren't we riding the horse? no? ulsan, bal-ri, hot springs.

this is the greatest spa in bal-ri. - ulsan, bal-ri, hot springs. / - it's a real resort. we'll get some healing. we needed a trip like this. of course. - let's go. / - spa. - yeah, spa! / - let's head to the spa. this looks fun. (they arrive at the entrance)

is it here? - hello. / - how much is it here? 6 adults. is the water good here? yes, the water's great. she says the water's great. where do we go first? which floor? - go to the 3rd floor. / - 3rd floor? got it. - bye. / - head to the men's bath.

- men's bath? / - no! let's do game of chance. - men's bath team, women's bath team. / - okay. it's been ages since i've been to a hot spring. (they enter the men's bath) this place is huge. (hot bath) (hot springs to wash away your fatigue) hot springs!

it's too hot in here. - here... / - spa, spa, spa. i'm getting stressed. it's already humid. the water seems slippery. they say slippery water is good water. (take that) you want some? (a bucket of cold water)

(go away, fool) (me too...) he's at it again. let's get this started. (that's cold) (he creeps up on defconn...) (strike!) (totally naive) (i've got this)

(go away, pig) (take this) (this is paradise) don't come near. we thought you'd be tired from the trip... so we've prepared a spa for you to rest. the spring water here is good for circulation and muscle relaxation. we've set the water temperature at 40℃.

- it's nice and warm. / - it's perfect. - perfect. / - it's so warm. it's so warm here. the outdoor sleepers could sleep here. - it's nice. / - i'm so sleepy. so nice. (i'm falling asleep) look at me float. i'm so light. you can go into the hot pool as much as you want.

but you can't come out whenever you please. really? - this is no good. / - what's going on? - this isn't good. / - you want us to stay in here? it was so good until he said that. we can't go out? in order to get out of the hot pool... you have to attempt the hot pool karaoke. do you know metal tray karaoke?

metal tray karaoke. (joohyuk was on it 10 years ago) what is it? (taehyun experienced it when he was a bachelor) (memory is more important than singing) (it's not going to be easy) so it's a group game? yes, it's altogether. that's a relief.

we're doing it with him! - do you remember jongmin? / - kim jongmin! - no... / - we're ruined. we'll play an exciting summer song for you. if each of you get your verses right, you can escape the hot pool. you'll also get refreshing ice dessert and snacks. jongmin... bring out the red bean dessert.

red dessert and what else? (sweet seasonal fruits) (and refreshing snacks) every time you get it wrong, we'll add hot water to the pool for 1 minute. (caution: burn hazard) our fingers will get all wrinkly. we'll become broth. everyone knows summer songs.

we just need you to do well. let's get it in one go. - in one go. / - let's get it done. - got it. / - okay. we'll play the song. ("clam shell necklace" by yoon hyungju) isn't this a children's song? (verse 1) oh, this song.

is this a japanese song? was this song always this long? - i never knew. / - we're singing to the 2nd verse. who sang this song? why pronounce it like that? - we normally... / - i couldn't hear it properly. i'm no. 5. i just stay here then. - what are you? / - no. 3. taehyun's no. 1.

let's do this! (1st attempt) 'tie the clam shells' 'and tie them around her neck' 'with the girl i love...' (he's singing a totally different song) (he's turned a children's song into a trot) what's after tying it around her neck. then you go on your knees...

- and say i love you. / - no, no. your verse is something something something something... smiling something something something. (how frustrating) - a chance. / - we have no clue from the 2nd line. if you succeed in this chance game... you've had bad luck all day. isn't this too tight? (he had to wear the diving suit)

(had a double shot of vinegar cocktail) joonyoung is out. (what about this time?) why do you look so gloomy? it must not be my day today! what is wrong with you? (bust! turn on hot water for 1 minute) (adding hot water) is it hot?

oh, it's hot! it's hot. i can feel the heat here. (this is no joke) (2 days and 1 night hot pool karaoke) 'sitting around the bonfire' - yeah. / - just try it out. - just do that. / - will you try again? yes!

(2nd attempt) okay, go, go. 'sitting around a bonfire' (a cold shower as punishment) me too! give me some. hey, it's mine. i got it wrong. - hey, i got it wrong. / - get it on me.

this is "mad max." it's not bonfire. not bonfire? you got it wrong so we'll turn on the hot water. - we have to use one. / - use a chance card. use a chance card. we have to use a chance card. who's looking good today? who won volleyball and got to eat?

joohyuk! you do it. okay. joohyuk... he's lucky today. (what is the chance mission this time?) it's not bad. it's not bad. - what is it? / - it's not bad. - show us. / - junho, it's up to you. make the youngest writer laugh?

we have a new youngest writer after seulgi. she never laughs. - right. / - she never laughs. she's totally haughty. plus she recently got dumped... why did she have to get dumped? this situation is funny. - jongmin, you do it. / - you do it. jongmin, let's set a new record.

here... she just got dumped by her boyfriend... how could we make her laugh? you shouldn't come here if you got dumped. you should be sad at home. it's done. show me. what is this? (how will jongmin look?) how long did you go out with your boyfriend?

- almost a year. / - it was almost a year... but she broke up. how sad must she be. you find it hard to work, right? please don't talk to me. she doesn't want me to talk to her. it doesn't look good right now. ready. set. go. (will they make this ice girl laugh?)

since you broke up with your boyfriend... we want to introduce you to a new man. that's so not funny. i love you. (so what?) (yelp) we've prepared a poem with yuk jeonghyeon. poem with yuk jeonghyeon. she's smirking... 1. yuk.

writer yuk jeonghyeon. jeong. everyone knows that jongmin's not funny at all. hyeon. i'll give you cash, please laugh. i have $50 here. you have 20 seconds left. unbelievable. - 10, 9... / - please laugh.

- 8, 7... / - please laugh. please laugh. (cheer up, jeonghyeon) (this isn't funny, i've been dumped, i'm really sad) - please laugh. / - 3. - please laugh. / - 2. - laugh! / - fail! laugh... (smiling)

why are you laughing now? you got really sad at "cheer up, jeonghyeon," right? we'll let you listen to the whole song if you swap. agreed. agreed, agreed. sitting in front of a fire. (the moon) (refreshing waves) (he's maxed out)

(they'll switch seats) i'm no. 2! i'm 2. i got the same one. i'm no. 4. let's get it right this time. let's just go to the end once. just once. - let's do this. / - we'll go.

(3rd attempt) 'sitting around a fire' 'and whisper all night long' 'the moon's shadow in the distance' 'the refreshing sound of the waves' 'the summer night deepens' 'but i can't fall asleep' 'you and i...' it's not "you and i."

(the scorching summer) (the refreshing coolness spreads over their bodies) (spray the water on me) what's "you and i?" - you and i? / - what was that? - what were you saying? / - so refreshing. how can you not know? she doesn't pronounce the words properly. jongmin, chance.

(bal-ri bum) (they try the third chance card) (yogurt drink swigging) the rule is simple. you have to swig 5 yogurt drinks with a straw in 20 seconds. - then we'll play one verse. / - i'll do it. - defconn has to do it. / - i can do it. if defconn does it, he won't need 20 seconds.

he'll do it in 10. ready. set. go. faster, faster. (he drinks at an incredible speed) a little faster. keep going. you're almost there. - nice, nice. / - you've got it. finished!

(how long did he take?) how many seconds? 19.83 seconds. you get a chance to listen to one verse. listen to joonyoung's. everyone listen for him. we'll play the song for you. - the night burns black. / - the night? 'the night blackens...'

(did they listen to it properly?) 'the deep blue night...' joonyoung got the first word wrong. - what? it's not "night?" / - it's not "night." - rice! / - the rice... - no. / - even if the rice burns black! rice? - it's rice. / - it must be rice. it's rice.

even if the rice burns black and you can't eat it. okay, okay. it's hot even though we just have our feet in. why would the night burn black? yeah, why would it? what did they do until the night burned black? in the winter... - we'll go again right away. / - but... the kid that sang that has really bad pronunciation.

has really bad pronunciation. it's the rice that burnt. we'll turn on the hot water for 60 seconds. (they keep adding the hot water) (a constant 40℃) the temperature has actually dropped a little. (they must escape) (they don't have the energy to get it wrong) we'll begin your 6th attempt.

play the music. (is it night or rice?) 'even though the rice buns black' that's it! 'and we can't eat it' - yeah. / - nice. 'all night long the mosquitoes...' - it's not all night long. / - it's not. (how refreshing)

(they're like an old group of idols) (and their summer hit choreography) (boiled pig) we'll add hot water. we got "mosquito" right. we got that right. 'even though we get bitten by mosquitoes all night' 'we're always smiling' but that doesn't make sense. what are you, a psychopath? why would you smile?

let's listen from the start. being bitten all night long... we'll give you a chance to use all our chance cards. the three chance cards you have remaining. let's use a chance card now. - we must. / - chance card. so hot. it's not bad. - it's not that bad. / - what is it?

1, 2... (what is their 3rd chance card?) - what's not bad about that? / - it's not bad? you can do it. 30 seconds. (holding your breath under water) we just need three of you to last 2 minutes in total. i can't do this. you can't do 2 minutes! you could die in this water.

you can't last 17 seconds. it's harder in hot water. - hot water is too hard. / - how about 100 seconds? 100 seconds? - how about 100 seconds? / - 100 seconds? - i took out 20 seconds. / - do 100 seconds. let's all go in and try it. see who lasts the longest. i can't go in hot water.

- why? / - because it's hot. (genius) tell us when you're ready. let me warm up first. we'll go and help them. let's go and help them. (they're so sneaky) why you... why did you push me?

come on. get ready. you can do it! you can last. just stay in there. (they must stay underwater for 100 seconds in total) (the youngest offered to start) joonyoung, you could last 100 seconds yourself. isn't it 30 seconds now? it's 30 seconds.

he's not telling us. joonyoung, 30 seconds. the last person... just 10 more seconds. - 20 seconds. / - 5 more seconds. - he still has long to go. / - just a bit more. is he saying he can go longer? he's saying he's got time to spare. (this is a piece of cake)

isn't he saying it's enough? - no, no, no. / - don't, don't. - not yet. / - just a little bit more. 10 more seconds. get in there. how dare you? haven't we passed 2 minutes? if you faint, we'll pull you out. you should tell us if we've finished.

not yet. junho... - junho... / - success. success! (he can't hear anything) no, no, no, there's still more to go. still more to go. - 20 seconds. / - not yet. 20 seconds to go.

20 more seconds. taehyun, not yet. just a little longer. 50 seconds left. 20 seconds left. 20. 19. 18. 17.

16. 15. - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5... / - no, no! it was over ages ago, right? it must've been 3 minutes. you got it. your record under the water... 2 minutes 37 seconds. joonyoung lasted 1 minute on his own.

we'll listen to joohyuk's verse. everyone listen together. (what's with this tempo?) - what was that? / - 'even though the mosquito...' 'even though the mosquito bites all night long...' this is your 7th attempt. let's do it quickly. music cue. 'even though the rice burns black'

'everyone is smiling' - hey! / - you got it! 'no matter how much i think about it' 'i'd better go home' so it's not going home? we're not going home? it's not about going home. (live from bal-ri) where did we get it wrong?

- go and home was right. / - what? go and home was right. - so then... / - it's not going home? we got up to there right. it's "i must go home." he just said that's wrong! - huh? / - that's wrong. get your head straight. "i wanna go home."

how many left? - 3 chances. / - we only have 3 chances. 'i must go home' chance. - again? / - we only have 2 left. go and pick one. it's too much work walking to here. he looks like wolverine. wolverine?

they'd be good at this one. (rubbing soap on your eyes and not closing them) (bright smile) who's going to do this? rubbing soap on your eyes and not closing them? you do it. you picked it out. it's you. just look at your face right now. you do it. you have to last 5 seconds.

so just put your face in and open your eyes? - yes. / - i'll do it. - you try it. / - do it. (time for me to step up again) go and get a bucket of water and as soon as i succeed throw it on my face. (can he resist the sting of soap?) ready... go in.

(face covered in soapy water) that's enough. 1. 2. 3. (the pig's eyes are burning) (success) (give me water!) (nope)

(promises are made to be broken) (the burning pig) (here) (thanks to the gangster rapper) (they get to hear another verse) (incredible...) you're scary. i opened my eyes... i thought i could last.

then this big bubble went into my eye. a really big one. which verse would you like to hear? - listen to taehyun's. / - yeah, mine. junho, do you know your final verse. i do. "it can't be helped." - his is the problem. / - he doesn't know. - i have no idea. / - we have to pass on you. please get taehyun's verse ready.

then how about... since jongmin doesn't know his at all... let's do that one first. since i could fail. listen to jongmin's first. (whispering) - okay, okay. / - we know. (what's he planning?) we'll change tapes first. (they didn't see him)

we'll hear jongmin's verse. we'll play the song first. taehyun's verse. no, jongmin's verse. - we'll listen to jongmin's verse. / - jongmin's. you want to hear jongmin's verse? - yes. / - jongmin's. - okay then... / - the second one. we might not be able to use the chance card.

please play the front part... - keep it down! / - okay. no matter how detailed the machine is... his hand will shake... he can't get it spot on. please get it precisely on that spot. stop it on the dot. we'll listen to jongmin's verse. stop.

(darn it...) (they got a verse for free) genius. (he missed his verse while laughing) why did you talk? - no... / - the sea is nice and she's there. (the sea is nice and she's there) i'd better go home. he said that was wrong.

better go home. better go home? is that right? 'the sea is nice and she's there' 'the sea is nice and she is nice too' are you sure it's not wind? - better go home. / - hey! kim jongmin, i'll kill you! why don't you know?

i'm confused now. - the 8th attempt. / - 'the sea is nice and...' start the music. (8th attempt) let's do it. the wind... (can't believe he got it wrong) don't give him any food. yeah, don't.

- what are you doing? / - the key was too high. you overdid it for nothing. (he's never changed) you have 2 attempts remaining. (their 9th attempt goes smoothly) (things go wrong here) (they fail again) i'll get it right. it's your last attempt.

we'll add the hot water. it's our last attempt? (now they only have one attempt left) it's a true hot spring now. it's kind of cool now. my eyes are burning. (they have this extreme obstacle to overcome) (will they escape this hot pool?) ready?

last chance! - it's our last chance. / - last attempt. at this well being hot spring spa... it's the last attempt of hot pool karaoke. give us the music. (it's the final 10th attempt) 'the sea is nice...' (will he save himself from being hated by all?) 'it can't be helped'

'lalalalala lalalalalalala' everybody! 'lalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala' hot pool karaoke, success! (let's jump in the cold pool) (after 10 attempts...) (they taste victory) (this is what we live for) (there's always someone like this)

i'll show you butterfly. butterfly. (he's a swimmer on "cool kiz on the block") (he's standing on the spot) i see dolphins. indo-pacific bottlenose dolphins! swim like this... in bal-ri. bal-ri, bal-ri.

(they live on the shores of jeju-do) (they move in groups of 100) (the endangered indo-pacific bottlenose dolphins) (we meet them again in bal-ri) (this truly is paradise) (why are they trying so hard?) (we have no idea) (they've really cooled down now) look at my hands!

they're all wrinkly. joohyuk looks like he's going to die. (he might really go to paradise) (this is paradise, bal-ri in korea) (after a hard day of work) isn't this it? isn't this the full course? - very nice. / - bal-ri... i love this place. bali, bali.

it's like we're actually in bali. (bal-ri of korea has a different charm) (you need to eat to live) wow. fruit salad. (various summer desserts) (and the best in cooling apparatuses) (get rid of the summer heat) hey, banana milk! - banana milk... / - i had this when i was young.

good old banana milk. you have to drink this at the public bath. i'd beg my dad to buy me some. it was expensive. rice punch! (paradise on earth) it's good. this is so much better than the mangoes. - really? / - it's so sweet. where did joohyuk go?

hey, look out for joohyuk. - the mangoes earlier... / - joohyuk! did he go home? why are you calling me? he was in the toilet. iced coffee, joohyuk. give him some watermelon ice dessert. (bare hands) are you enjoying our bal-ri vacation program?

it's incredible. have a drink. this is ice dessert? it's good, it's good. red bean ice dessert... hey, just... what a man. (i'm a man) (manly man's feet)

manly grapes. manly man. (he's too into it) (just can't stop this guy) he looks so cool. so what's the conclusion here? is the local public bath our getaway? (at least it's cool in here) (next time)

(the paradise of bali) (the vacation activities don't cease) (only the best of service) (the members give each other their all) (for the guests at the bal-ri resort) (we'll repay you with cold water) (memories of bal-ri) can i see you? what's going on?

(why is he crying so much?) what's going on? what's wrong? (memories of ulsan bal-ri) ("attention" by wanna.b) ("not like this" by min seulggi)